When I come across witty quilt-related sayings, I usually jot them down on little scraps of paper. The New Year seems an appropriate time to gather my collection in one place. Here's a few I've managed to find stashed in various places in my sewing room...
"Life is a stitch."
"Any day spent quilting is a good day."
"To quilt is human...to finish divine."
"Give a quilter an inch...she'll think she's a ruler."
"May your bobbin always be full."
Quilters aren't greedy...they're just materialistic!"